While I like the concept, I'd rather not annoy people every day for a month.. more than I already do!
So here it goes.. all wrapped up into a nice thanksgiving eggroll.
- .I'm thankful for "Angry Birds" helping me pass the time in the excessively long liquor store lines.
- Thanks goes to SNL for delivering the only political news I care to hear.
- I'm thankful for Best Buy allowing price matching with Amazon, year around!
- Thank you, Ikea, for showing me that 422 SQ feet looks more appealing than my dull, nice sized house.
- Athena, my furry friend of 8 years, thanks for providing me love and snuggles on chilly nights.
- I'm thankful for Pinterest, who knew you could do so many things with yarn, bottle caps, and pipe cleaners?
- Thanks are due to the art of the "text message" for no longer making me answer my phone.
- Facebook, thank you for showing people when you have "seen" a message, making it much harder to ignore people.
- I'm thankful for my lower extremities, without you, I wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
- Dear Abby, thank you for proving me outdated info throughout my childhood.
- I'm thankful for the men on Target's store advertising. Ya'll look good, and provide me with the hope that someday I too, can have a well dressed smiling man holding a puppy.
- I'm thankful for blacklight posters that you can color in. I can't afford a "wine by design" art class, so whiskey and some crayola markers suit me just fine.
- I'm thankful for my tattoo artist, who knows I hate getting inked and always has snacks and good music to distract me.
- Thank you for IMDB, you help me settle arguments about actors.
- I'm eternally thankful for my parents, who put up with my antics and mood swings like champs.
- I'm thankful for hairspray, it holds everything in place.
- I'm thankful for Spanx, it holds everything in place too!
- Thanks are in order for the toilet paper holder. It separates men from boys.
- Thank you Google, for always providing me my direction in life.
- I'm thankful for all of my clients. As a hairstylist, you are my wearable art.
- I'm thankful for hair accessories. With them, I make myself much harder to ignore.
- Thank you for colored tights, they make too short dresses more acceptable.
- Thank you, spellcheck.
- I'm thankful for Honey Boo Boo. Seriously. I feel way more educated now compared to you.
- Thank you, Instagram, for making everyone feel like a photographer.
- Thank you Charleston, SC for being unseasonably warm... year around.
- Thank you for scented candles, you make my house smell like I cooked something tasty without any of the clean up!
- I'm thankful for twist off caps on wine, you make it so much easier to get to the good stuff.
- Johnny Depp, thanks for being born.
- Lastly, I'm thankful for flip flops. They make it socially acceptable to never wear shoes.
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